Thursday, July 27, 2006

Na wah oh

Na wa oh. I heard something very serious.
Got no time. Will gist u guys 2moro.
C ya!

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Good riddance to bad rubbish

And there's good news for Nigerian football. The man who didn't know what to say when he was found wanting in his duty when Nigeria didn't qualify for the world cup has just been removed.
Alhaji Ibrahim Galadima had nothing in his head to spew out than to say that the world cup isn't Nigeria's birthright. What a complacent statement! It shouldn't even have come out from the mouth of the NFA chairman. These words totally discredits his job. The top job is also not his birthright.
Thank God he's been booted out now. I'm waiting for Materazzi's spank-in-the-arse by FIFA. Then I'll know that justice always prevails.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Monday, July 10, 2006

A legend never dies

Contrary to how negative his actions might be interperted, I do not feel any wrong with what Skipper Zinedine Zidane did. For a man of his nature, Materazzi must have said dome very nasty, unhearable things to Zizzou. You know some Italians have a reputation for spewing out garbage from their mouth. A typical example is Silvio Berlusconi.
They are loose orally.
I only blame Zizzou for putting his bald head close to Materazzi's heart. HE SHOULD HAVE FOCUSED ON HIS HEAD, BUTT THE GUY IN THE NOSE SO HE WON'T FORGET FOREVER!
Whatever happened, Zizzou has not fallen short of being a legend. And he remains one

Friday, July 07, 2006

Aint there no marked one?!

Ever wondered why great things come in small packages? They were actually meant for people like me. ;-)Portable Ladies of average height always catch my attention anytime anyday.
One thing I do not like in a lady is to see any form of incision on her body. Even if it were a miilion naira contract, I would close the damn deal. I hate them diabolics with a passion. You need to see these kinds'a people in church when deliverance service is on - twisting, turning & rolling on the ground. It's frigging scary.
Unfortunately, people see it as a way of life to put incisions on their children's bodies in this part of Africa. They either say it's for spiritual protection or to keep the child from falling sick. Little do they know that it makes people sick of them. Incisions can be made on ANY part of the body. Some are placed just before the hole in the ear, most on the chest and on the arms/wrists.
Mere citing of these small black scars waters me down, no matter how attracted I am to a lady.
Something happened recently that pained me most. First time I set my eyes on this lady, I blamed myself why I didn't wait to see this one before I asked my Sunshine out. I would have had to choose from the varieties on ground - apple juice, mango, pineapple flavour, strawberry et al. Then I summed things up and said if this can't be a lover, then I'll just see if I can put her on the reserve bench. She could just fit in when the regular striker is injured.
She looked so cultured and friendly. Good charisma too.
In short, I've started asking the Lord for forgiveness for the sins I had orchestrated to commit in my heart. She's got the looks to make a man go AWOL! The kind you see walking on the aisle in church and you exclaim HOLY JESUS! while the preacher's preaching. Next time I saw her, she was wearing a V-neck shirt with the upper part of her chest/lower neck bare and DAMN IT!

I could see them. They were about seven. Just like a set of players forming a defensive wall against a freekick. I could see Roberto Carlos at the far left - shorter than the others (not pictured).

I was exasperated. Not a beautiful one like this! It was disappointing.
Why do these dumb people do this to their kids? These people should be shot for devalueing chics. Ain't there no marked ones in Africa?

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Enron Founder Dies Before Sentencing

Kenneth L. Lay, the former chairman and chief executive of Enron who was convicted of fraud and conspiracy in the giant energy company's collapse, died at his home in Aspen, Colorado. He was 64. The fraud is considered to be the greatest that happened in recent times.

A spokeswoman for the Lay family, Kelly L. Kimberly, confirmed reports of Mr. Lay's death but declined to discuss specifics. In a prepared statement, Ms. Kimberly said: "Ken Lay passed away early this morning in Aspen. The Lays have a very large family with whom they need to communicate. And out of respect for the family, we will release further details at a later time."
Mr. Lay was convicted in May on six counts of fraud and conspiracy and four counts of bank fraud, and was free on a $5 million bond while awaiting his sentencing, which was scheduled for this fall.
Each count carried a maximum sentence of 5 to 10 years, so he faced the possibility of spending the rest of his life in prison.
The Pitkin County Sheriff's Office said in a statement that an emergency crew was dispatched to Mr. Lay's home at 1:41 a.m.; he was transported to the Aspen Valley Hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 3:11 a.m.
The financial crimes that Mr. Lay and Jeffrey K. Skilling, who succeeded Mr. Lay as chief executive and presided over Enron during its implosion, were convicted of committing came to symbolize the corporate excess and greed of the 1990's. While not as large in dollar terms as the fraud at Worldcom, a telecommunications giant driven to bankruptcy by an accounting scandal in 2002, the crimes of Enron's executives resonated the most in the public mind, and the company's name became synonymous with corporate malfeasance.
Mr. Lay and Mr. Skilling were found by the jury to have lied to investors, employees and regulators so they could disguise the financial weaknesses of their energy empire.
For his part, Mr. Lay always maintained his innocence. On the day of his conviction, he denied having ever done anything improper during his tenure at Enron.
"We believe that God in fact is in control, and indeed he does work all things for good for those who love the Lord," he said outside the courthouse in Houston after the verdict.
Mr. Lay, who was put on trial twice for crimes connected to his tenure at Enron and was convicted both times, insisted that the only fraud at Enron was committed by underlings who stole millions of dollars in secret deals. Unlike Mr. Skilling, he was not charged with insider trading. Mr. Lay has maintained that Andrew S. Fastow, the company's former chief financial officer, bore most of the responsibility for what went wrong at the company.
Mr. Fastow pleaded guilty to conspiracy and agreed to serve 10 years in prison, and other charges against him were dropped, in exchange for his cooperation with prosecutors and testimony in the trials of Mr. Skilling and Mr. Lay.
For his part, Mr. Skilling still faces the possibility of life in prison. He was convicted of 18 counts of fraud and conspiracy and 1 count of insider trading, but acquitted on 9 other counts of insider trading.
Mr. Lay, known for his close ties to President Bush, was Enron's founder and public face. During the 56-day trial that ended in May, he testified on his own behalf, occasionally losing his temper on the stand as he sparred with prosecutors, despite a reputation for coolness under pressure.
He insisted that Enron's collapse was due to a "conspiracy" waged by short sellers, a handful of rogue executives whose activities were unknown to him, and the news media.
As a child growing up in Missouri, Mr. Lay's modest beginnings were a far cry from the extravagance that would define his later years. His luxurious lifestyle became a point of contention in his trial as prosecutors showed the jury examples of his lavish spending.
He was one of three children of a struggling preacher and businessman, and often took odd jobs like baling hay and delivering newspapers to help his family get by. The Lay family was often in and out of financial distress. Omer Lay, Kenneth Lay's father, was a Baptist minister who also tried his hand at a number of other occupations, including running a general store and selling stoves door to door.
At the trial, Mr. Lay defended himself as prosecutors tried to embarrass him by pointing out that he spent $200,000 on a cruise with his wife months before the company collapsed. "We had realized the American dream, and were living a very expensive lifestyle," Mr. Lay said, adding it was "the type of lifestyle where it is difficult to turn off the spigot."

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Baba ni yen!


That's my Zizzou!!
I'm just loving every bit of him