Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Chicken no dey cry for night

If there's anything ludicrous I've heard this new year, it's the declaration by National Population Commision that there are more people in Kano than in Lagos. Haba! As David said, it seems as if they counted cows & goats join human beings.
What made me finally deduce that everything is a shamble and a pack of lies is the statement that 'there are more men in Nigerian than women'. What do these people take us for, bonfools? Has any of them come to the streets of Lagos to see how girls flock every nook & cranny? Go to a party & you'll discover that. The rate at which girls dey fight overs guys sef is a serious statistics.
That's the greatest joke I've heard this year. No way! Chicken no dey cry for night.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

How scientific.

Aramide said...

Hehehehe well said!

Anonymous said...

Menh! when do we get things straight, by all standards in that country?

Keshi said...

LOL u hate the govt dun ya?

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

I share your sentiments on my blog. Madness!

Anonymous said...

You dont even need to take a census to deduce that. The fact that lagos is a city, will alot of infrastructure, when compared to nigeria, will tell the boffon that logically its impossible for kano to have more people than lagos. And the proportion of man to woman, they need to go read journals!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

chxta linked u on his blog.

Anonymous said...

i saw the figures in the papers..quite laughable..

i also refuse to believe kano has more people than lagos..

and the more men than women thing just made it even more ridiculous...

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