The times I spent away have been a refreshing and life-changing one. Small wonders how someone's life can change drastically. Mine has been an example unto many people and even myself. Can you believe that I was even overwhelmed with the changes that happened? Small time the year was so dry & I thought God had forgotten me or those winches in the village were hard at it, the next minute things begin happen sharp sharp.
Well you guys should remember the time I wanted to get myself a gun now, don't you? Those people really showed me that a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do when things don't fall into place. Instead of acquiring a nice lil gun to blow their heads off, the good Lord looked down on me with compassion and decided to gimme a better job. When I saw the pay-package, I almost went mad! The type of package that makes you sing "If I hammer, 1st thing na hummer. 1 million Dollars, elo lo ma je ti n ba se si Naira?". It simply makes u wanna go kolomental.
The people at my former workplace were feeling bad I was leaving. I responded by shouting to them like Cuba Goodings did in Jerry Maguire - SHOW ME THE MONEY!!
I resigned with immediate effect and automatic alacrity before my new employers changed their mind. My boss was still trying to prove hard, telling me to 'stop that nonsense'. Kiakia I called home to tell mumsy that she should begin fasting et prayer to bulldoze anyone who wants to tie me down.
I was thinking I had gotten to my bliss o, not until the first day at work when I got to know the work schedule. DAMN! Now I understand what 2face meant by 'you gotta work hard for the money.'
I don't even have enough time to blast INEC, OBJ, NEPA and all again o. Even on Democracy day I had to mellow in the office.
Omo wa ise o rise.
Please join me in celebrating & thanking God.
