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Though some politicians carry brooms about, promising to sweep corrupt officials away from office come May and constant electricity supply seems to be an uphill task, things have literally remained the same (except for the heat of course).
Now I can confirm that there's global warming. There's a total absence of ozone layer in Nigeria. It felt like 50 degrees centigrade yesterday. I was batting my eyelids a dozen times a minute and looking like an albino. I thought God had sent the sun to deal with people before Jesus finally arrives.
Despite this abundance, there seems to be no technological advancement in conversion of energy from the sun to something useful. We've got a long way to go.

Well there's a blogchic I have been eyeing for some time now. Was planning to drive by & say hi at a later time. I just couldn't help spilling the beans at a point. I wonder if it's this hard to get fine girl for Naija o. And the understanding I have is that good things don't require you to break your neck before acquiring them. So make una please helep me beg this chicala o (she reads this blog, so drop a comment she go see am). Who would tell her that 'I too tap, won n ko mi je rush rush & I no go ever rap like mumu'? E ba mi so fun baby yen ko ma i lo o. This one na real life bachelorette o, no be virtual hookup. Please tell her I will build a house for her in Lekki, Ajah & Asokoro. She would have dual citizenship in Naija & Dubai, so she can be going and coming as she likes buying bags/shoes/clothes and other stuffs. Infact, she fit dey live dia sef.

And drama has been officially declared in Naija o. Venue is every seat of power you can think of, however little. The national assembly has decided to sit on a cracked fence in the fight between the President & his Vice. INEC has started shitting all over the place like a baby without diapers. Issues that should have been well sorted out and given time so the elections can take place have been ignorantly postponed. They have decided not to think of the aftermath of their actions. It's like having to drop the thought of how the next morning will be and you listen to your weak body by sleeping off when you have an interview in the morning and none of your clothes is laundered for use.
And these people are fathers/mothers/uncles/guardians to some people. They would want to beat their chests and they they are good parents. Imagine INEC chairman, Maurice Iwu saying that no court of law in the land can stop whatever decision he must have taken? That anyone who has issues can bring it up after elections!! Beating a dead horse? In a land that has kings and chiefs?! If not for oyinbo o, these people no send the judiciary at all. In fact, if Ferdinand Magellan abi Mungo Park abi Isaac Newton (abi who be the person who bring the idea of judiciary into governance) were a Nigerian, he wouldn't have let the judicial idea be implemented for a day. The violence, though mild, is not much compared to the past. I've heard musicians singing praise-songs for aspirants, but me I never see moneybags flowing like in the past o.
Where the money at make we share am.