Monday, November 20, 2006

I passed | Get me a gun

I've not been blogging consistently because I was preparing for an exam and reading like no man's business.
Well, there's no need to do that again 'cos I went for the exam today and I PASSED!!!!!! Ope factorial! Now I'm a Microsoft Certified Partner.
This time it won't be funny if I send another certificate again to my employers and they still don't do anything meaningful.
That's when I'm gonna switch to plan B.
Plan B: I've been saving some money to GET ME A GUN and do the needful for those Management guys (bloody baggers!). The issue is that I have to plan it well 'cos I can't take them all out using double barrel or AK47 'cos the rounds won't be enough. So I'm saving more so I can get me a sub-machine gun that'll take them all out at once.








Make una thank God for me o.
So where are the oil companies I've been running after?

13 comments:

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

Praaiiiisssseeeeeeee da Lord - Halleluya - Praiiiiisssse da Lord Halleluya - God is good. Lord we thank you for helping Anthony to pass his exams and we know that You did it for him so we give you all the praise and thanks giving in Jesus Name - Amen-

Wow - that desrves a pay rise. Biko pls dont buy a gun - the management will do something about it.

Anonymous said...

My brother ur blog page is funny as hell. Abeg make u take am easy o! I will be back for some more fun jare!

Anonymous said...

LOL! Congrats. Hey, no matter what, don't re-do Tony Montana's "say hello to my little friend" ... so what does a Microsoft Certified Partner do?

Funmi said...

Congrats! so how are we 'washing' it?

Keshi said...

lol Congratts mate!

Keshi.

DiAmOnD hawk said...

when were you studying? did i miss something....

anyways...Congratulations

Funmi said...

Hey Anthony cld you please email the songs to me? Merci

Anthony Arojojoye said...

@ Stranger - Pay rise is the main reason for going the extra mile. They had better do that quick.

@ Igo - the door is always open.

@ Imnakoya - That role would have been very nice to mimic o! I might try it. Well the job rol varies depending on your specialization.

@ Funmi - Nigerians & washing sha. Dem born you born, dem go wash. U enter school you go wash. You graduate, you go wash. You travel out, you go wash. Your woman accepts to marry you, you go wash. You marry, na serious washing. You born, you go wash. On your wedding anniversary, you go wash. You die, dem go wash in the name of Owambe. You spend 5 yrs in the grave......
10 yrs on our mind.......
20.....
25 yrs after........

Well sha, we go organise online washing. Stay tuned.

Thanks Keshi.

@ Diamond - "Blink and you'll miss something".

Make I go find ur email Funmi.

Once again, thank you all. May the success be contagious.

Endi said...

E be like i don late for the congrats sha! All the same congrats...i hope no be dat kain gun wey the cat carry na im u wan get, dat one look like toy!

Anonymous said...

Good thing you passed oh! See evidence of studying like no man's biz, niyen o!!!

Did you visit P.Harcourt yet? I bet there are some oil companies down there!!!

Anonymous said...

thank God...just don't kill anyone, ok??? Lol...

Anonymous said...

nna men,
this is good news, iru e lanfe men. tony monye i am hapy for you. u have just started oh i swear!
as for those who called themselves management and refuse to perform, i am promising to connive with u to extaminate,send them on exile or force them to resign like obj force Audu ogbe one by one and if they fail to go we will plant bombs.
wait till i come lagos for dec.
cheers men

emeka baba

Anonymous said...

Congrats my dear!
Nneka