Friday, November 14, 2008

If America Was Nigeria

If USA was Nigeria, the papers' Headlines after the election would read something's like:

  • Don't celebrate yet, McCain tells Obama (TELL magazine)
  • Concede defeat, Obama urges McCain (Punch Newspaper)
  • 20 opposition cadres riot (The Sun Newspaper)
  • McCain Demands Vote Recount (Vanguard Newspaper)
  • Elections rigged - Palin (Guardian Newspaper)
  • No evidence of manipulation (NTA News)
  • The Church declares elections free and fair (News Line)
  • There will be violence if we lose; McCain declares (LTV 8 news)
  • Election results for Arizona,Florida,New York awaited (Channels News)
  • Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into USA from Mexico (Tribune Newspaper)
  • "McCain is an opportunist - Go back to your farm" says Biden(AIT News)
  • I will not accept results, McCain tells Obama (MITV News)
  • Democratic Party will rule the USA for the next 100 years - Clinton Declares (ThisDay Newspaper
  • Area Boys 20 killed, 30 injured at New Jersey Polling Booth )(Daily Mirror)
  • Obama: 'I will soon roll out timetable for Royal Blessings'(PM News)
  • Several Ballot Boxes Missing at Phoenix, handwork of 'Obama Boys' - Republican Party(Ogtv News)
  • Heavy Security at INEC H/quarter, Commissioners flee. (Newswatch Magazine)
  • $900million for Feeding and Wardrobe Allowances for Obama's Daughters Justified (Presidential Spokeperson)
  • IJA SESE BERE NI – McCAIN SO FUN OBAMA (ALAROYE MAGAZINE)
  • MIO NI GBA O!! - McCAIN (Akede Agbaye)

2 comments:

imnakoya said...

Hilarious, but very true!!!

Just...Toluwa said...

LMAO!