If America Was Nigeria

If USA was Nigeria, the papers' Headlines after the election would read something's like:

• Don't celebrate yet, McCain tells Obama (TELL magazine)
• Concede defeat, Obama urges McCain (Punch Newspaper)
• 20 opposition cadres riot (The Sun Newspaper)
• McCain Demands Vote Recount (Vanguard Newspaper)
• Elections rigged - Palin (Guardian Newspaper)
• No evidence of manipulation (NTA News)
• The Church declares elections free and fair (News Line)
• There will be violence if we lose; McCain declares (LTV 8 news)
• Election results for Arizona,Florida,New York awaited (Channels News)
• Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into USA from Mexico (Tribune Newspaper)
• "McCain is an opportunist - Go back to your farm" says Biden(AIT News)
• I will not accept results, McCain tells Obama (MITV News)
• Democratic Party will rule the USA for the next 100 years - Clinton Declares (ThisDay Newspaper
• Area Boys 20 killed, 30 injured at New Jersey Polling Booth )(Daily Mirror)
• Obama: 'I will soon roll out timetable for Royal Blessings'(PM News)
• Several Ballot Boxes Missing at Phoenix, handwork of 'Obama Boys' - Republican Party(Ogtv News)
• Heavy Security at INEC H/quarter, Commissioners flee. (Newswatch Magazine)
• $900million for Feeding and Wardrobe Allowances for Obama's Daughters Justified (Presidential Spokeperson)
• IJA SESE BERE NI – McCAIN SO FUN OBAMA (ALAROYE MAGAZINE)
• MIO NI GBA O!! - McCAIN (Akede Agbaye)