E be like say.....

Though some politicians carry brooms about, promising to sweep corrupt officials away from office come May and constant electricity supply seems to be an uphill task, things have literally remained the same (except for the heat of course).
Now I can confirm that there's global warming. There's a total absence of ozone layer in Nigeria. It felt like 50 degrees centigrade yesterday. I was batting my eyelids a dozen times a minute and looking like an albino. I thought God had sent the sun to deal with people before Jesus finally arrives.
Despite this abundance, there seems to be no technological advancement in conversion of energy from the sun to something useful. We've got a long way to go.

Well there's a blogchic I have been eyeing for some time now. Was planning to drive by & say hi at a later time. I just couldn't help spilling the beans at a point. I wonder if it's this hard to get fine girl for Naija o. And the understanding I have is that good things don't require you to break your neck before acquiring them. So make una please helep me beg this chicala o (she reads this blog, so drop a comment she go see am). Who would tell her that 'I too tap, won n ko mi je rush rush & I no go ever rap like mumu'? E ba mi so fun baby yen ko ma i lo o. This one na real life bachelorette o, no be virtual hookup. Please tell her I will build a house for her in Lekki, Ajah & Asokoro. She would have dual citizenship in Naija & Dubai, so she can be going and coming as she likes buying bags/shoes/clothes and other stuffs. Infact, she fit dey live dia sef.

And drama has been officially declared in Naija o. Venue is every seat of power you can think of, however little. The national assembly has decided to sit on a cracked fence in the fight between the President & his Vice. INEC has started shitting all over the place like a baby without diapers. Issues that should have been well sorted out and given time so the elections can take place have been ignorantly postponed. They have decided not to think of the aftermath of their actions. It's like having to drop the thought of how the next morning will be and you listen to your weak body by sleeping off when you have an interview in the morning and none of your clothes is laundered for use.
And these people are fathers/mothers/uncles/guardians to some people. They would want to beat their chests and they they are good parents. Imagine INEC chairman, Maurice Iwu saying that no court of law in the land can stop whatever decision he must have taken? That anyone who has issues can bring it up after elections!! Beating a dead horse? In a land that has kings and chiefs?! If not for oyinbo o, these people no send the judiciary at all. In fact, if Ferdinand Magellan abi Mungo Park abi Isaac Newton (abi who be the person who bring the idea of judiciary into governance) were a Nigerian, he wouldn't have let the judicial idea be implemented for a day. The violence, though mild, is not much compared to the past. I've heard musicians singing praise-songs for aspirants, but me I never see moneybags flowing like in the past o.
Where the money at make we share am.

It's in the blood

So I was trying to add more colour to my life by changing many things. For starters, I was frantically looking for an RSS aggregator that's sleek and looks cool but I haven't found any o. I've grown tired of Jetbrains. It's layout seems to be uninteresting. Doesn't even inspire me to use it at all.
If anyone knows a cool RSS reader that's nice, please holla at me.
I've been wondering why people still get entangled in that trap called rumour. It's a thing that has it's place amonst people tp say what they didn't see. So I still am baffled how people will even bother to listen to rumours that Semi-President Yar'Adua has died. E don tey wey dem don dey tok different things. Sebi there was one time that they said Mariam Babangida gave birth to a baby-ape? Where the pikin now? One time they said Shagari had gone blind? I didn't even do as if I heard anything when they were peddling the rumour of Yar'Adua.

Guys Nigeria is no different from the West or Europe anymore o (except for the lack of electricity and 40 degrees heat and other things sha). If you see the new notes we are using now? I bet NO country in this world has that kinda sleek design. Wicked! I could trade the N20 even for 500 Euros.
The Central Bank Governor should be honoured for this feat. At least we can see dividends of democracy. The only problem now is that some market-women are still packing even the crisp, neat and good-looking notes with their boobs /:). It sure is in some people's blood.

Rejuvenation

I want everyone reading this post to please pray along with me for the next five days, and please join it with fasting. Prayer point is that every anti-blogging spirit within me should fall down & die/scatter or be destroyed by fire.
I've made a sport in enjoying reading other people's blog but can't even drag myself to put up a post or even drop a comment. I believe God will answer our above prayer.
Recently I've come to realise that the truth doesn't sell as much as lies, so if anybody wants to go about playing Mother Theresa about any issue, you gotta think twice. The world don't like no truth-talkers.

Abdoulaye Wade has been 'elected' once again as the president of Senegal. He's already spent six years on the throne. He rule was characterised with desperation of people to leave Senegal for Europe at all cost. The VERY HANDSOME MAN should however not be allowed to represent Africa in any international occassion for fear of what his amazing look can cause. We don't want no scared diplomats, do we?

I've actually been a couch potato for some time now, gulping every movie I can lay my hands on. God save me from this disease this year.